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Jokes galore
Teacher: "What would have happened if electricity had not been invented?"
Student: "We would have had to watch television by candle light."
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Teacher: "What is the outermost part of the tree trunk called?"
Student: "I don't know, sir."
Teacher: "Bark, boy, bark."
Student: "Woof — Woof!"
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Judge: "How did you rob the house even with the people inside?"
Thief: "Why should, I tell you? I don't want any competition."
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Teacher: "What would you call a person who keeps on talking, but nobody listens to him?"
Student: "A teacher."
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Teacher: "When did you see a flying saucer?"
Student: "Sir, I saw it last night, when my mother threw it at my father."
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Teacher: "Which is the fastest? Cold or heat?"
Student: "Heat, because you can catch a cold."
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Teacher: "Where's the Dead Sea?"
Pupil: "In heaven, Sir."
Abhishek M, V A
Bangalore: Sree Rama Vidyalaya
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