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Giggles galore

What happened to your homework?
I made it into a plane and someone hijacked it.

Why was the Egyptian boy confused?
Because his daddy was a mummy.

Why did the elephant sit on the tomato?
He wanted to play squash.

How do eggs keep themselves fit?
They "eggsercise".

Name two letters which are always blank?
M, T.

What did the spider do on the computer?
Create a website .

Amit Chaudhary, X B
New Delhi: St. Xavier's School

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