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Giggles

Writer: Sir do you thin I should put more fire into my essays?

Editor: No just vice-versa.

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Thief: Hand over your purse. I have a gun

Man: Here take it.

Thief: Ha! Ha! No bullets in my gun

Man: Ha! Ha! No money in my purse.

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Teacher: Where is the English channel?

Student: I do not know. We do not have it on our T.V.

Neha Rubeen, VI C
Bangalore: The Oxford English Primary School

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