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Call it calamity zone Landmine those zooming land prices
| Boom or bust, that's the million rupees question. Real estate prices have shot through the roof in the State, the wily sharks themselves reportedly giving them an artificial boost. How do we bring the rates back to normal? |
Call it calamity zone
We should flank the area for which we want the price to be decreased between odds, by saying that there is a hole in the ozone layer exactly on top of a particular site and every one living there shall be exposed to sun's harmful rays or say that there is a volcano exactly below the piece of land and it may erupt at any time.
G. Sanjana
Secunderabad
Quota for rowdies
Reserve 25 per cent of the land for rehabilitation of all rowdy-sheeters of the city and another 25 per cent for Free Love Society and watch the impact on the buyers!
P.L. Narasimha Rao
Nellore
All in ruins
Create a controversy saying the Archaeological Department found ruins of an ancient mosque at the plot and also that the Shiv Sena is trying to build a temple at the same place. We can also say that the office of a political party is coming up nearby. Or even that it was once Abu Salem's den and that now it is full landmines. No one will dare to come anywhere near the plot.
P. Sai Deepak
Korukonda
Blame vaastu
Say that the wanted plots are not at all auspicious as per vaastu, that princes will become paupers in no time if they these plots. This will scare buyers away.
Eggoni Syama Sundar
Madanapalle
Spirited discussion
One can act as a detractor spreading rumours that people who practised occult, black magic and sorcery occupied the land a few decades ago. It should be conveyed that it would be sheer folly to buy the land unless one wants to enter the eerie environ of evil-spirits.
V. Vishnu Priya
Hyderabad
Pass on the info
Earlier it was chain letters, and then came chain emails. Now, it is the time for chain SMS! Begin the message with a mantra and say that the Rs. 50,000 plot is actually meant for the construction of a temple and it is not meant for dwelling. Add that this information needs to be forwarded to 11 people. SMS will spread...rates too will come down.
A. Vani
Secunderabad
Some basic rules
To make land prices affordable to everyone, certain rules should be fixed for purchase. They should be: 1. The owner of the plot will be deputed to Iraq and Naxalite areas as member of the peacekeeping force for five years. 2. The plot owner will not have any cable connection and will receive only classical music channel. 3. He will not be given any cooking gas connection. His wife will surely say no to this land because she has to bear the brunt of fumes by cooking on firewood.
K.V. Mallikarjun Rao
Secunderabad
The D-word
Spread the word around that as land prices are skyrocketing, D-Company is opening a branch of extortion in the city. Also spread a rumour that Naxalites are going to target land sharks. For the land sharks who participate in the auction and do not pay the full land cost, let there be a penalty clause that they can be imprisoned for six months.
A.R.R. Datta,
Hyderabad
Osama's den
Scare them saying that Osama bin Laden is staying somewhere nearby and organises meetings with ISI in this area.
Sri Vidya
Hyderabad
Dons as neighbours
To reduce the prices of real estate just spread rumours that buyers will be blessed with neighbours (dons) from the underworld. Make a threatening call to the real estate owners that the income tax officers will check them.
Bindu Malini
Anantapur
Bring in the brigand
Say that in the near future, Osama bin Laden will target that particular plot or say that the area is haunted by Veerappan's soul. Surely real estate prices will come down.
S. Sindhu
Anantapur
Lost soul
A fictitious ghost will be of immense help. Spread rumours that a ghost is appearing in the locality where the prices are boosted artificially. Arrange a woman with a white sari to move in that area at midnight as shown in the movies.
P.N.V. Ramana Babu
Tirupati
Yama moving in
Say that Lord Yama is shifting to Hyderabad to the plot we want to protect, as the land at the rate of Rs. 50, 000 per yard here is cheaper than in Yamaloka, which he intends to give for development to make a quick buck.
B.A.R. Krishna Murthy
Graveyard gossip
Spread the word that the land was a graveyard and it is haunted, and see the prices plummet.
R. Subramanian
Hyderabad
Kadapa calling
Shift the capital from Hyderabad to Kadapa and relocate all software establishments including the international airport there. Or spread a message that Water Board will be mixing Hussain Sagar water in drinking water in this area to meet the growing water requirement.
K. Vijaya Chandra
Secunderabad
Rumour rajyam
Spread rumours that the site belongs to Krushi Bank chairman Venkateshwar Rao or to the dons from Mumbai.
Paste a poster saying `idi annala rajyam' declaring that the land belongs to Naxalites. Also spread rumours that devils wander freely here.
Balaji
Tirupati
Suicide point
Erect a notice board at the site saying all those who had committed suicide in the city had been buried there and that the place has been earmarked for those who would in the future. It should read: The final resting place for the suicidal.
K. Sujatha, N. Rao
Hyderabad
Split the State
Generate rumours that the State is being divided into three separate states and that non-locals will not be considered for employment and business.
N. Ramalakshmi
Ramagundam
Secunderabad
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